How the (Bleep) Did I Get This Old? showcases the best of ´´Laverne´s View,´´ a humor column she began writing in 1999 that has been syndicated since 2004. The author returns to the single life after the breakup of a 21-year marriage. Men are older, but still motivated by the same primal urges, and four decades and three children later, she is still trying to preserve her virginity. Years bring bodily assaults, including cataracts, joint replacements, sagging boobs, and a dying libido. Bardy describes the virtues of growing up in the 40s and 50s when people survived bike riding without a helmet, driving without a seatbelt, and being flashed by men in trench coats without needing years of therapy. She curses her battle with weight, trading high heels for practical shoes, plastic key tags, never-ending junk mail, and packaging that requires iron hands and an act of congress to open. After 23 years of vowing never to remarry, she succumbs to the charms of a man she meets online. When he proposes, she suspects she must really love him because thoughts of marriage don´t send her fleeing to the porcelain throne. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Candee Lewis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049686/bk_acx0_049686_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
I wanted her...bad. Did it matter she was my dad’s secretary? A Steamy Billionaire Romance Series The world’s wealthiest people don’t get rich by accident. Whether by smart investment, sharp business intuition, or a combination of talent, grit and circumstance, billionaires have done something right. Or they had a whole lot of luck—a crap-load of it.Tag is the son of a billionaire, who’s never had to work a day in his life. He has everything he’s ever wanted, that is, until one night during a party at his lake house when a chance encounter with a stunning beauty makes him realize that he wants more. There’s something about Melanie that he can’t get out of his mind, or his heart.When his controlling and manipulative father suffers a heart attack, Tag is suddenly thrown into the formerly distant world of his father’s business. Much to Tag’s surprise, the CEO chair fits him like a glove, and it’s even sweeter once he realizes his father’s assistant is none other than the mystery woman he spent the night with. Melanie doesn’t want anyone to know about them, and that’s the only way she’ll continue to see him.Will Tag be able to keep their love affair a secret? How will he handle things when it comes time for his father to return? Will he give up his father’s throne?Author´s Note:This is a complete story in a full-length bundle, with a happy ever after ending. Recommended for 18+ readers, New Adult readers and up. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Stacy Hinkle. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/101593/bk_acx0_101593_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The world´s wealthiest people didn´t get rich by accident. Whether by smart investment, sharp business intuition, or a combination of talent, grit, and circumstance, billionaires have done something right. Or they had a whole lot of luck - a crap-load of it. Tag is the son of a billionaire, who´s never had to work a day in his life. He has everything he´s ever wanted, that is, until one night during a party at his lake house when a chance encounter with a stunning beauty makes him realize that he wants more. There´s something about Melanie that he can´t get out of his mind, or his heart. When his controlling and manipulative father suffers a heart attack, Tag is suddenly thrown into the formerly-distant world of his father´s business. Much to Tag´s surprise, the CEO chair fits him like a glove, and it´s even sweeter once he realizes his father´s assistant is none other than the mystery woman he spent the night with. Melanie doesn´t want anyone to know about them, and that´s the only way she´ll continue to see him. Will Tag be able to keep their love affair a secret? How will he handle things when it comes time for his father to return? Will he give up his father´s throne? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Stacy Hinkle. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/099329/bk_acx0_099329_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The hunt for demons is about to heat up.Somehow, Raven has convinced Noah and Sage - the two wolf shifters who saved her from a demon attack - to let her tag along on their quest to kill 10 demons. The payoff for completing the mission? Entrance to the mystical island of Avalon, where Raven will go through trials to gain the strength she needs to save her mom’s life.Raven wants to help the shifters on their quest. But Noah refuses to put her in any danger - which makes no sense, since he hates her. At least she thinks he hates her...until he catches her off guard and kisses her. Suddenly, they’re connected in ways she doesn’t understand, and she feels closer to him than ever. If she didn’t know any better, she’d think they imprinted on each other. But that’s impossible. Because shifters can’t imprint on humans. And if they did imprint on each other, then the supernatural world is changing - and Raven’s right in the center of it.Emotions will flare between Raven and Noah in the second audiobook in the Angel Trials series, an urban fantasy adventure with romance, magic, and twists that will keep you listening long into the night! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Patricia Santomasso. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/137387/bk_acx0_137387_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Humanity has avoided interstellar war for centuries. It was a time of peace, prosperity, and exploration. But when an unexpected attack cripples a scientific vessel, the SRES Argo, it appears that time has come to an end. Chief Medical Officer Tag Brewer is the ship´s only survivor. He is alone in the far reaches of space. To survive, he must restore and protect the downed vessel from its unknown attackers on a planet as deadly as it is mysterious. He vows to do everything in his power to seek justice for his fallen crew. When Tag uncovers a sinister secret about those who attacked the Argo, he realizes far more is at stake than just his survival. Something more powerful, more technologically advanced, and more ruthless has emerged from the darkest voids of the galaxy. It´s up to Tag to survive long enough to warn humanity and stop the dawn of a new war. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bradford Hastings. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/009853/bk_blak_009853_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.